Somehow, I managed never to post this gem of a birthday gift, written by my friend Camille Martinez. Hope you get a kick out of it. (I’ve loved The Onion since I lived in Milwaukee, back in 1996.)
Camille runs Dígame, a wonderful little language school here in Logan Square. She’s also one of the funniest people I know. If you live in Chicago and are looking to improve your French or Spanish, you’d be hard pressed to find a better or more charming way to do it. Camille also does translation. If Upload takes off in Europe, I know who will be doing my French and Spanish translations!